Built for a 9 to 5: The Desk Diver Watch

A Unique Timepiece for the Modern Office

The Christopher Ward Desk Diver watch is a refreshingly quirky timepiece that’s designed to help you navigate the ups and downs of a typical 9-to-5 workday. Instead of traditional numerical markings, the bezel is divided into images and words that will have you chuckling throughout the day. You’ll find a mug for your morning coffee break, followed by “Say Hi,” “Power Nap,” and “Say Bye” to mark the end of the day. The bezel also features a knife for those tricky office politics, a comedy and tragedy mask to remind you to keep things in perspective, and a stretching person to encourage you to get moving.

Inner Bezels: A Guide to Your Daily Routine

The inner bezel is where things get really clever. It’s divided into six sections: Break, Meeting, Gossip, Office Politics, Move, and Doomscrolling. Each section has a scale showing the daily recommended dose of each, with guidelines like three breaks, two exercise sessions, and zero doomscrolling. This watch is all about keeping you on track and focused throughout the day.

More Whimsy and Functionality

The Desk Diver watch has a few more tricks up its sleeve. Look for a depiction of a yellow Post-it note at 6 o’clock with “The Desk Diver” written on it, Sharpie-style, serving as a reminder to jot down that important task you forgot to record. The date wheel shows a cartoon image of coins on the first of the month to represent payday. And when you flip the watch over, you’ll find a closed caseback with an embossed image of a diver, but instead of a scuba tank, he’s sporting a paperclip on his back – a clever nod to the office setting.